I'm Done With Girls (Rant)

Kinja'd!!! "M-Powwerr Drives a Ford" (straight6fun)
09/10/2014 at 18:29 • Filed to: None

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I know this is off topic, and I know I don't post that much, but I have a rant.
Given the fact it is September, and I'm in high school, Homecoming is soon approaching.

I was talking about how I wasn't going to go because going single sucks, the girl who I was thinking about asking came up to me and asked me to the dance. I obviously said yes, and all was great, I felt great, like I finally overcame the 'nerd' image I've struggled to get rid of.

The an hour after school, I get a text,

"Hi, M-Powwerr (obviously she didn't call me that), I was not serious in English BTW"

EDIT-She was apparently joking with her friend, neither of them were going anyway, because the classroom was loud I didn't hear the rest of it..Now I feel kind of bad for ranting. But I still don't think that's a very


DISCUSSION (43)


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:30

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That was a very cruel thing for her to do. So sorry.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:31

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So, you're going for guys now? Okay. I'm not gonna judge you.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/10/2014 at 18:33

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Why would you judge? Guys are more likely to have a Lambo. Don't hate on someone playing the odds.


Kinja'd!!! M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/10/2014 at 18:33

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No, If I can't ever find a mature woman, I'll buy a lot of cars


Kinja'd!!! LappingLuke > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:34

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What a fucking bitch. Don't sweat it she's not on your level. The right one will come around soon enough.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:36

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Homecoming is a joke anyways, don't sweat it. Just wait for prom to roll around.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:38

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I'm just messing with you man, but seriously...it doesn't matter in the great scheme of things. Yeah that was a low thing to do for whatever the reasons, but time passes pretty quick and things get better.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:39

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If she's going to do something like that to you now, be glad you didn't get into a relationship with her. It could have gotten ugly. Go hang out with your friends for Homecoming and have a good time. When Miss Right comes along, you'll both know.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
09/10/2014 at 18:40

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I shouldn't have laughed at that, but I did.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:40

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Yeah that's just not nice. Whatevs, brush it off.


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:40

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That's really messed up! :(


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:41

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Dude just go alone and dance with every girl. I used to love homecoming.


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > For Sweden
09/10/2014 at 18:42

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Why is Tesla on that list? I know at least 4 women that own one!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:42

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And this is why I learned to never take high school girls seriously; observing friends that is.


Kinja'd!!! Because Race Kart > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:44

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Sorry to hear that, I suggest getting a race kart! Tell everyone at school you're a racing driver. They'll all think it's badass, plus you have something fun to do on weekends. I got a little carried away there I think...

Just remain confident and always keep your head pointed towards the future. It's all I ever do.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:50

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Ouch. Though, be thankful your experience wasn't nearly as bad as my own.

Let's rewind the clock to 2011, and it was my Senior Year of High School. A couple months before Prom, I decided to give dating a try.

Long story short, I went on a couple dates with this girl I had a huge crush on. Ultimately, she sent me to the "friend-zone" but also promised it would be temporary (due to some life issues she was having). Anyway, I took it for truth and asked her out to Prom not too long later. She said yes.

This girl intentionally injured herself and left me at Prom all by myself. My first and only Prom, ruined by a girl that stabbed me in the heart (she added salt to wound later that night by telling me she was going out with her stalker).

Then to shove the bullet even deeper: There was a girl that had a huge crush on me. There was nothing wrong with her and technically, she was everything I could've asked for in a woman. Even better, we've been good friends since elementary school. But I was so blindsided by the other girl that I thought I liked so much. I completely ignored her and probably even pushed away. When I realized my mistake, it was too late and she had disappeared after graduation.

TL;DR - Dating is not easy. The best you can do it laugh it off, pick yourself back up, then go it again!! Good luck!

P.S. Don't be ashamed to call yourself a nerd. I'm a nerd and proud. Screw anyone who looks down upon you for it.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:51

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As I just told another member of the Oppo high school lonely hearts club - homeocming/prom are great nights to go out with friends and do things while everyone else is at school on a friday night or whenever. Just remember to wear a suit or tux anyways. Laser tag in a suit? Go karts in a tux? THAT'S IT! GENTLEMEN RACERS NIGHT! Women are welcome too of course :P Make your own version of monaco and go go karting in formal wear.


Kinja'd!!! M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > Mercedes Streeter
09/10/2014 at 18:51

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That last part sucks the worst, how the other girl liked you. I always fear that I'll miss somebody else when I'm blindsided


Kinja'd!!! M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/10/2014 at 18:53

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I may have to try this!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > For Sweden
09/10/2014 at 18:55

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I just said I wouldn't judge.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:57

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I think that's the Oppo motto. My wife always says I'm gonna cheat on her and leave her for another woman and I always tell her I'm not hooking up with anyone and I'm gonna live in a garage filled with cars, tools, and bikes if she ever leaves me.


Kinja'd!!! Axel-Ripper > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 18:58

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Find a horse girl. They're usually pretty cute, albeit fucking insane. They also have a very high tolerance of automotive culture even if they don't "get it" because chances are you'll be the same way with horses. You just have to be able to deal with lots of horse hair and the aformentioned insanity.

Source: have been dating one since freshman year of HS and getting married next year.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 19:03

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That's true! It's tough, just pay attention to those around you. Trust me, you'll have plenty of opportunities in your future!


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 19:04

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should have replied with

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Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 19:20

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People are asses in high school. That's just a fact and the reason why so many TV shows and movies have been set there.


Kinja'd!!! M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > lone_liberal
09/10/2014 at 19:22

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3 years from now I'll be in college in a far away place so I don't worry too much


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 19:24

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That's absolutely fucking right, and odds are you'll never see those people again. I've been out of high school longer than you've been alive and I can't remember the last time I saw one of those dip shits.


Kinja'd!!! treesmakewater > ttyymmnn
09/10/2014 at 20:31

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I laughed because it is my plan too. do you know how many cool cars you could afford on $70=95K/yr single, no money wasting habits besides cars. its a LOT


Kinja'd!!! signintoburnerlol > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 21:00

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They just get in the way of car parts.

Ever since i broke up with my last gf, I've bought...

Bilstein Struts

TRD springs

Headers

A 1987 Nissan 300ZX

Three suits (Wait...that's not car related)

and many other things.

Also a peace of mind, which is great to have.

One night stands keep me company, when you need a warm body to cuddle too. It's fake like that carbon fiber on the kids car next door, but it's good enough.


Kinja'd!!! Conan > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/10/2014 at 21:09

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Be glad that you dodged a bullet. She doesn't seem worth it. Don't ever feel like you have to "overcome an image" for anybody. Work hard at having a wonderful time with cars, conquer all your classes (not even the AP/IB ones are that difficult), do fun stuff with your friends, volunteer/do community outreach to make yourself look good (and meet girls that'll think you're charitable and junk), do extracurricular school activities, and get into an awesome college where there will be many many more girls who you get a fresh start with.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/11/2014 at 00:29

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I didnt date in high school, all the girls were too pretentious. Just wait till college, you might find someone with a sense of moral decency that wont make jokes like that girl did.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/11/2014 at 01:03

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Wait, why didn't she call you "M-powerrrr"? It's your name isn;t it?


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/11/2014 at 01:21

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Put it back on her, ask her to the dance saying if she really wants to go you she can go with you.

Then she wins homecoming queen or whatever you crazy kids call it.

Then pour a bucket of blood on her when she's accepting her crown.

Always works. ;)


Kinja'd!!! M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
09/11/2014 at 07:11

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that's a little extreme


Kinja'd!!! M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > thebigbossyboss
09/11/2014 at 07:12

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It's one of my many names...


Kinja'd!!! Ryan A. > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/11/2014 at 08:04

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Is that your way of saying you're a Miata driver?


Kinja'd!!! Diesel > macanamera
09/11/2014 at 10:32

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I want to add her name to my bang, don't call back list.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > For Sweden
09/11/2014 at 10:40

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I'm sorry, but that list is wrong. I almost only see girls driving Maserati's. Also, Tesla too.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Alex B
09/11/2014 at 11:07

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I'm sure your individual experiences invalidate the study


Kinja'd!!! M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > Ryan A.
09/11/2014 at 13:25

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My mom hasn't allowed me to learn manual transmission yet (I only have my temps), but I will learn on a 1990 Miata


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Axel-Ripper
09/11/2014 at 14:32

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Crazy can be fun.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > M-Powwerr Drives a Ford
09/30/2014 at 08:55

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want to really shurt her up?

get your dad to rent a GTR or something, go to homecoming in that, even if its alone. Make sure the bitch sees you.
enjoys the lulz


Kinja'd!!! M-Powwerr Drives a Ford > bob and john
09/30/2014 at 10:18

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I'd just have borrow my grandpa's F10 or take the Miata, and I'd ask a friend of mine who I know would go, and make it very clear who took the BMW